《老友記》中英文對照劇本(第五季)

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16、，羅斯我，羅斯要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶瑞秋要迎娶瑞秋艾蜜莉艾蜜莉還要繼續(xù)嗎還要繼續(xù)嗎他說他說“瑞秋瑞秋“，對嗎，對嗎我應(yīng)該站上去嗎我應(yīng)該站上去嗎是的，請繼續(xù)是的，請繼續(xù)我想我們重來吧我想我們重來吧羅斯，請覆頌羅斯，請覆頌我，羅斯我，羅斯要迎娶要迎娶“艾蜜莉“要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶艾蜜莉這里又沒別人這里又沒別人成為我合法妻子成為我合法妻子無論病痛無論病痛至死不渝至死不渝成為我合法妻子成為我合法妻子無論病痛無論病痛至死不渝至死不渝我真的會

17、，艾蜜莉我真的會，艾蜜莉戒指戒指艾蜜莉，請給羅斯帶上戒指艾蜜莉，請給羅斯帶上戒指代表兩人從此合為一體代表兩人從此合為一體羅斯，請給艾蜜莉帶上戒指羅斯，請給艾蜜莉帶上戒指代表兩人永無止盡的愛代表兩人永無止盡的愛樂意之至樂意之至羅斯與艾蜜莉已經(jīng)宣示羅斯與艾蜜莉已經(jīng)宣示我很高興在此宣布他們成為夫妻我很高興在此宣布他們成為夫妻你可以親吻新娘你可以親吻新娘這比他娶那個同性戀更糟這比他娶那個同性戀更糟保持微笑保持微笑好吧好吧一切還好啊一切還好啊可以

18、更糟，他可以拿槍殺了她可以更糟，他可以拿槍殺了她剛才真是有趣，對不剛才真是有趣，對不你毀了一切你毀了一切拜托拜托......根本是惡夢一場根本是惡夢一場麻煩小聲一點麻煩小聲一點......外面都是我的親友外面都是我的親友we’rewe’rebackbackhomehomewewedon’tdon’tdodoit.it.Monica:Monica:OnlyOnlyhere.here.Chler:Chler:Y’knowY’knowIsaw

19、sawawinewinecellarcellardownstairs…downstairs…Monica:Monica:I’llI’llmeetmeetyouyoutherethereinintwotwominutes.minutes.Chler:Chler:Okay!Okay!(He(Hethrowsthrowsdowndownhishisplateplaterunsrunstotothethewinewinecellarcellar

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31、Chler:Chler:TheTheman’sman’sgotgotapoint.point.(Cut(CuttotoRachelRachelRoss.)Ross.)Rachel:Rachel:OhOhhi!hi!Ross:Ross:Hi!Hi!Rachel:Rachel:Hi.Hi.SrySrythingsthingsaren’taren’twkingwkingoutoutsosowell.well.Ross:Ross:OhOhno!

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33、e!name!Y’knowY’knowyouyoujustjustsaidsaiditit‘cause‘causeyouyousawsawmemetherethereififyou’dyou’dhavehaveseenseenacircuscircusfreakfreakyouyou什么什么就事論事，按部就班，置身事外就事論事，按部就班，置身事外!等等，聽著等等，聽著我想我要去問羅斯他的想法我想我要去問羅斯他的想法什么什么等一下等一下瑞

34、秋，不行，他結(jié)婚了瑞秋，不行，他結(jié)婚了結(jié)婚了結(jié)婚了如果你不認(rèn)清這點，我?guī)筒簧厦θ绻悴徽J(rèn)清這點，我?guī)筒簧厦δ闶菍Φ哪闶菍Φ哪銕筒簧厦δ銕筒簧厦芸耍俏覀兊腻e嗎杰克，是我們的錯嗎我們是壞父母嗎我們是壞父母嗎是的是的是嗎是嗎是誰沒座位還讓我們吃牛排是誰沒座位還讓我們吃牛排你要我們怎么吃嘛你要我們怎么吃嘛怎么樣怎么樣你去哪里了你去哪里了我們不是要在酒窖碰面嗎我們不是要在酒窖碰面嗎算了，放棄吧算了，放棄吧為什么為什么酒窖下次參觀在兩分鐘后酒窖

35、下次參觀在兩分鐘后......喬依，你在干嘛喬依，你在干嘛你答應(yīng)菲碧要吃素到孩子出生你答應(yīng)菲碧要吃素到孩子出生我想既然在國外就不算了我想既然在國外就不算了也對也對他說的有道理他說的有道理真遺憾出了些狀況真遺憾出了些狀況沒有，事情會好轉(zhuǎn)的沒有，事情會好轉(zhuǎn)的一切都會沒事，對吧一切都會沒事，對吧當(dāng)然，她會沒事的當(dāng)然，她會沒事的我是說，你只是說出了我的名字我是說，你只是說出了我的名字只是因為你看到了我只是因為你看到了我如果你看到的是個瘋子如果你

36、看到的是個瘋子你會說你會說“我要迎娶瘋子我要迎娶瘋子“那不代表什么那不代表什么只是個小誤會，沒什么的只是個小誤會，沒什么的是吧是吧當(dāng)然不代表什么當(dāng)然不代表什么我能了解艾蜜莉以為會有什么我能了解艾蜜莉以為會有什么因為那是你的名字因為那是你的名字但真的沒有什么但真的沒有什么真的沒有真的沒有!沒有沒有!羅斯，樂隊在等新人的第一支舞羅斯，樂隊在等新人的第一支舞樂隊準(zhǔn)備好了樂隊準(zhǔn)備好了我們一定得聽樂隊的，對嗎我們一定得聽樂隊的，對嗎我才不管笨樂隊